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You: SOLLUX?

Stranger: what kk?

You: UMMMMM.....I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING

Stranger: what, ii2 your computer broken agaiin or 2omethiing?

You: NO

Stranger: oh. 2omethiing 2eriiou2 then, ii gue22?

You: YEAH.....UM DO YOU.....HATE ME?

Stranger: well..

Stranger: iim kiind of confu2ed wiith all thii2 2hiit.

You: ?

Stranger: we have liike a friiendly riivalry. iim not 2ure iif were clo2er two black or red.

Stranger: uhh...

You: OKAY.....

Stranger: a2 friiend2, of cour2e...

Stranger: yeah..

You: YOU DON'T SOUND SO SURE

Stranger: iim defiinitely 2ure.. dont worry about that...

You: SO WHY THE PAUSE?

Stranger: iit2 nothiing.

You: IM DENSE YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?

Stranger: uhh. what?

You: IT CAN'T BE NOTHING.

Stranger: it doe2nt matter kk. ju2t nevermiind iit okay?

You: SOLLUX YOU KNOW ME RIGHT?

Stranger: yeah..

You: THEN YOU NO I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT GO

Stranger: fiine.. iill tell you later, ii gue22.

You: .....SO WHAT'S GOING ON?

Stranger: uh, nothiing really.

You: WOW......HEY WANNA KNOW A SECRET?

Stranger: 2ure..?

You: TOO BAD! YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU MEANT EARLIER

Stranger: ughh, fiine..

Stranger: ii liike 2omeone..

You: WHO? OR DO I HAVE TO FUCKING GUESS?

Stranger: maybe you 2hould hiint at your 2ecret fiir2t.

You: I'M FLUSHED FOR SOMEONE

You: LIKE SERIOUS RED FEELINGS

Stranger: yeah.. 2ame wiith me. but iim not even 2ure iif they liike me back..

You: ME NEITHER AND I HATE IT!

Stranger: well.. iill tell you iif you tell me..

You: UMMMM....THIS IS REALLY EMBARASSING BUT.....

You: ITS

You: ......

You: YOU

Stranger: r-really?

You: -LOOKS DOWN- YEAH

You: BUT THAT'S NOT MY ONLY SECRET

Stranger: ii.. ii thought ii wa2 gonna be hopele22 wiith thii2.. kk, iim ju2t a2 flu2hed.

You: -GASPS- OH MY FUCKING GOG! REALLY?

Stranger: -nods- ye2.

You: I HAVE ONE MORE SECRET TO TELL YOU

Stranger: okay.

You: DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN MAKE ME SMILE?

Stranger: wow.. ii diidnt know ii could at all actually.

You: BET YOU DID'NT EVEN KNOW I SMILED

Stranger: nope.

You: WELL I DO.

You: C=

Stranger: iid liike to actually 2ee you 2miile, not ju2t 2ome weiirda22 emotiicon.

You: WELL CAN I VISIT YOUR HIVE?

Stranger: 2ure.

You: OK BE RIGHT OVER. OH AND <3

You: -A FEW MINUTES LATER-

You: -KNOCKS ON SOLLUX'S DOOR- FUCKASS OPEN UP

Stranger: -opens the door- hey kk.

You: -JUMPS INTO SOLLUX'S ARMS-

Stranger: -hug2, griiniing- mii22 me or 2omethiing?

You: -LOOKS UP SMILING- SHUT UP ASSWIPE

Stranger: 2o you can 2miile.

Stranger: iit2 actually pretty cute.

You: -POUTS PUFFING OUT CHEEK- I'M NOT CUTE

Stranger: oh come on kk.

You: -SIGHS- okay SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

Stranger: uhh, ii dont know.. you a2ked two come over, and ii got two 2ee you 2miile..

You: WELL WANNA WATCH A MOVIE?

Stranger: 2ure.

You: SO WHAT MOVIE? AND NO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A ROMCOM IM NOT OBSESSED WITH THOSE

Stranger: well ii dont really have a lot of moviie2 here. we could try troll hulu or 2omethiing though.

You: OK SURE

You: -SITS DOWN-

Stranger: -sits down next to him- we 2tiill need a moviie two watch two. ii barely know any..

You: UMMM. I WANNA WATCH A SCARY MOVIE!

Stranger: ((-turns on Act 5 Act 2-)) 2ure, your choiice.

You: OH GOG.....

Stranger: what?

You: -STARTS WATCHING- HEY GET OVER HERE. I CAN'T WATCH THIS ALONE

Stranger: fiine. -2iit2 next two hiim-

You: -SNUGGLES INTO SOLLUX'S SIDE-

Stranger: -wrap2 an arm around you-

You: -PURRS-

Stranger: waiit a 2ec.. kk are you purriing?

You: ......maybe

Stranger: ii told you, youre adorable.

You: IM NOT ADORABLE

Stranger: you are.

You: UGH WHATEVER I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

Stranger: fiine, dont.

Stranger: iit wont 2top me from telliing you that though.

You: WELL I THINK YOUR ADORABLE TOO

Stranger: well thank2 kk. ii appreciiate you telliing me that, and iim not goiing to deny iit becau2e ii know you were tryiing two compliiment me.

You: -BLUSHES-

Stranger: -spots a shiteating grin-

You: YEAH ITS NICE TO SEE YOU SMILE

Stranger: ii 2miile more than you do..

You: WELL YOUR THE ONLY REASON I  HAVE TO SMILE

Stranger: 2eriiou2ly? why..?

You: BECAUSE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I JUST FEEL BETTER ABOUT ME AND I JUST FEEL HAPPY ALL OVER

You: -SMILES

You: *-

Stranger: -blu2he2 liight yellow and biite2 liip, 2miiliing back-

You: -BLUSHES BRIGHT RED- SOLLUX....

Stranger: yeah kk..?

You: -KISSES SOLLUX- I LOVE YOU

Stranger: -kii22e2 back gently- ii love you two.

You: -GRINS AND STARTS LAUGHING-

You: -HUGS SOLLUX-

Stranger: -hug2 back and kii22e2 agaiin, liingeriing for a 2econd-

You: -STARTS TO PURR AGAIN-

You: -SNIGGLES BACK INTO SOLLUX'S SIDE- FALLING ASLEEP

Stranger: -2miile2- you really are adorable.

You: -WHINES- I  DON'T WANNA SLEEP AND I'M NOT ADORABLE

Stranger: ii-fuck, kk ii thought you were a2leep!

You: -SMIRKS- NOPE I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YA SAY THAT

Stranger: 2ay what, that youre adorable?

You: YES~ -IN A SING-SONG VOICE-

Stranger: ii knew you liiked iit. -griin2-

You: YES YES I DO BUT ONLY IF YOU SAY IT. ANYONE ELSE SAYS IT AND I WILL FUCK THEM UP

Stranger: aww..

You: -KISSES SOLLUX ON THE FOREHEAD- AWW YOURSELF

Stranger: -blu2he2 agaiin-

You: I LOVE YOUR BLUSH ITS CUTE

Stranger: ii gue22 2o, but your2 ii2 cuter.

Stranger: red kiind of fiit2 you.

You: BUT THAT MAKES ME A FREAK

Stranger: nobody really care2 about the hemo2pectrum but equiiu2.

You: REALLY? YOU DON'T CARE?

Stranger: hell no, why would ii?

You: CUZ EVERY DID WHEN I WAS A WRIGGLER..... THE HIT FOR BEING A FREAK

You: *ME

Stranger: really..? diid ii know about thii2..?

You: ...NO I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY KNOWING

You: ESPECIALLY NOT YOU

Stranger: kk.. iim 2o 2orry..

You: DON'T BE.... WHEN I GOT OLDER I KICKED THEIR ASSES

Stranger: oh, good. that2 okay then. -2miile2 and laugh2 a liittle-

You: HEH YEAH -SMILES-

You: SOLLUX I'M GLAD I MET YOU

Stranger: glad ii met you two kk.

You: -PURRS- WELL THIS WAS A GOOD DAY

Stranger: yeah.. iit wa2 fun.

You: AND EXCITING

Stranger: and overall perfect.

You: COMPLETLEY

You: THOUGH.... WHEN YOU SAID YES I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Stranger: ii completely froze up when you told me, two be hone2t.

You: HEHE

Stranger: ii needed two make 2ure ii wa2nt on pro2piit iin my normal clothe2 or 2omethiing

You: SOLLUX....

You: YOUR...

You: NOT IN PROSPIT THIS IS REAL

Stranger: ii know.

You: WHAT DID THE HUMANS CALL THIS?

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: THIS SITUATION... WE CALL IT MATESPIRITSHIPP

You: WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?

Stranger: ii thiink they call iit datiing.

You: ......THATS.....DUMB -SUPER SERIOUS FACE- REALLY FUCKING DUMB.

You: THINK I'LL STICK TO MATESPIRITSHIP

Stranger: wiith two guy2 they al2o call iit homo2exualiity.

You: PFFFTT DON'T CARE I LOVE YOU. YOU LOVE ME AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

Stranger: that2 the be2t way two put iit.

You: YES. OH I'M YOUR LEADER AND I ORDER YOU TO KISS ME

Stranger: iim on iit. -2miile2 and kii22e2 2oftly-

You: -KISSES A LITTLE HARDER-

Stranger: -lean2 iinto iit a liittle-

You: -WRAPS ARMS AROUND THE GEMINI'S NECK-

Stranger: -tangle2 hand2 iin the cancer2 haiir-

You: -MOANS A LITTLE-

Stranger: -raii2e2 eyebrow2 and break2 the kii22- you okay?

You: -BLUSHES- y-yeah

You: IM FINE

Stranger: okay, ju2t tell me iif you arent.. -lean2 back iinto the kii22-

You: -KISSES BACK-

Stranger: -open2 mouth a liittle biit-

You: -OPENS MOUTH AS WELL-

Stranger: -bru2hes tongue agaiin2t hii2 liip, te2tiing hii2 reactiion-

You: -MOANS-

You: -OPENS MOUTH WIDER-

Stranger: -2oftly biite2 hii2 bottom liip, then 2oothe2 iit over wiith hii2 tongue-

You: -LUNGES AT SOLLUX-

You: -PURRS LOUDLY-

Stranger: -tangle2 theiir tongue2 together, pa22iionately kii22iing-

You: -MOANS-

You: -GRABS SOLLUX'S HORNS-

Stranger: -2queeze2 eye2 2hut and moan2 iinto kk2 mouth-

You: -BREAKS KISS- HEHE -SMIRKS- WHAT WAS THAT SOLLUX?

Stranger: you know what iit wa2.. -reache2 up and rub2 hii2 thumb2 agaiin2t the tiip2 of kk2 horn2, griinniing-

You: AH-MOANS LOUDLY- FUUUUUCK

Stranger: -2queeze2 each between two fiinger2-

You: DO THAT AGAIN

You: -MOANS-

Stranger: youre really enjoyiing thii2 huh?

You: WELL T-THEY ARE S-SENSITIVE

Stranger: ii can tell. -2miirk2-

You: S-SHUT U-UP...AHH -MOANS-

Stranger: -ciircle2 one fiinger around the ba2e of each-

You: OH GOG! -MOANS- S-SOLLUX!

Stranger: hm.. -lean2 over and liick2 one of them from ba2e two tiip- you liike that?

You: YES! -ACCIDENTLY BUCKS- ......FUCK

Stranger: ehehehe. -gently lock2 hiim iin another kii22, 2tiill playiing wiith hii2 horn2-

You: -WRITHES UNDER SOLLUX-

Stranger: -2miirk2 and drifts off of hii2 liip2, onto hii2 cheek, aiiming for hii2 neck-

You: -MOANS- YOU NNG FUCKING T-TEASE

Stranger: tea2e two plea2e. ehehe.

You: -BUCKS AGAIN- AH

Stranger: -tiilt2 hii2 head back and liick2 a 2mall 2pot on hii2 neck, then 2uck2 on iit 2oftly-

You: -MOANS GRABING ONTO SOLLUX'S BACK-

Stranger: -2liide2 one hand down to hii2 che2t, 2miiling, and blow2 2oftly on hii2 neck-

You: AH. -SUDDENLY SERIOUS- SOLLUX

Stranger: -look2 up at hiim- yeah kk?

You: SHIRT. OFF. NOW. THATS AN ORDER.

Stranger: ye2 2iir. ehehehe...

You: ACTUALLY BOTH OF OUR SHIRTS

Stranger: -2liip2 hii2 2hiirt off over hii2 head, then reache2 for kk2-

You: -MOUTH DROPS-

You: -STARES AT SOLLUX'S BODY- WOW

Stranger: -to22e2 them both 2omewhere away- what? thii2 ii2 the re2ult of beiing a lazy fuck and liiterally not moviing.

You: IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT TO ME

Stranger: okay 2o ii work out a liittle. 2o what

Stranger: ?

You: GOG IS EVERYONE MORE MUSCULAR THAN ME?

Stranger: po22iibly.

You: WELL... KEEP GOING

Stranger: 2ure. -griin2 and 2tart2 2uckiing on hii2 neck agaiin, leaviing a mark, and 2liide2 hii2 hand down lower-

You: -MOANS- AH

Stranger: hmm...

You: W-WHAT?

Stranger: dunno.. -keep2 moviing hii2 hand farther down-

You: -BLUSHES IMENSSLEY-

Stranger: hmm? you liike?

You: Y-YES

Stranger: thought 2o. -play2 with the waii2tliine of hii2 pant2-

You: -GROANS- STOP TEASING ME ASSWIPE

Stranger: you know you love iit. -griin2-

You: YEAH BUT..... GOG... IM REALLY FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

Stranger: ehehehe.

You: NOT FUNNY

You: I BET YOU ARE TO

Stranger: no 2hiit.

You: SO WOULD YOU MIND IF I DID THIS? -GRINDS UP AGAINST SOLLUX-

You: -SMIRKS-

Stranger: -groan2 and biite2 hii2 liip, tryiing two keep hii2 priide iintact-

You: WHAT WAS THAT? -GRINDS HARDER AND GRABS SOLLUX'S HORNS AND STARTS RUBBING-

Stranger: -let2 out a defeated moan and buck2 agaiin2t hiim- oh gog, kk..

You: HEHE WHAT? -STOPS GRINDING AND LETS GO OF SOLLUX'S HORNS- OH IM SORRY DID YOU WANT SOMETHING?

Stranger: n-no, dont 2top..

Stranger: plea2e..

You: PLEASE WHAT?

Stranger: plea2e dont 2top..

You: STOP WANT. HUH? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO SOLLUX?

Stranger: oh fuck you..

You: WELL I'D LOVE TO BUT IT SEEMS I'M ON TOP AT THE MOMENT

Stranger: well then fuck me..

You: SURE -YANKS SOLLUX'S PANTS OFF-

Stranger: -2miirk2 and reaches for kk2 pant2-

You: -LETS SOLLUX CONTINUE-

Stranger: -unbutton2 hii2 pant2 and pull2 them off-

You: SOLLUX YOU SEEM EXCITED

Stranger: a liittle more than that..

You: HEHE ME TOO

Stranger: -pulls down hii2 boxer2 2lowly, a2 iif 2avoriing the moment-

You: -MOANS- YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

Stranger: havent done iit before...

Stranger: human iinternet ha2 a lot of porn though.

You: TSK TSK SOMEONES A BAD LITTLE TROLL

Stranger: ii bet youd liike it two.

You: WELL TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST. I'D RATHER HAVE YOU

Stranger: yeah, 2ame.  porn cant beat out actual people.

Stranger: aaanywayy...

You: -BUCKS AGAISNT SOLLUX-

Stranger: -hold2 back a groan-

You: CONTINUE?

Stranger: -completely 2triip2 hiim of hii2 boxer2-

You: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES -TAKES OFF SOLLUX'S BOXERS-

Stranger: -2miirk2 and twiitche2 a liittle, waiitiing for kk two make a move-

You: -RUBS UP AGAINST SOLLUX'S BULGE-

Stranger: -faiil2 two hold back a moan-

You: -SMIRKS-

You: -BENDS DOWN-

You: -STARTS SUCKING ON SOLLUX'S BULGE-

Stranger: -groan2 loudly- kk~..

You: -STARTS HUMMING-

Stranger: -biite2 liip agaiin and squeezes eyes 2hut- oh gog.. oh gog keep goiing..

You: -HUMS LOUDER-

Stranger: -2tart2 breathiing heaviily- karkat~

You: -PULLS BACK- YES?

Stranger: dont 2top!! iim 2o clo2e..

You: SORRY IM NOT. SO HOW ABOUT THAT OFFER TO FUCK YOU?

Stranger: do iit..

You: FLIP OVER ON YOUR STOMACH

Stranger: -eagerly roll2 over onto hii2 2tomach-

You: -SPREADS SOLLUXS LEGS- READY?

Stranger: -nod2-

You: -SLOWLY ENTERS SOLLUX-

Stranger: -yelp2 a liittle- 2hiit..

You: YOU OKAY?

Stranger: yeah.. hurt2 a liittle but iim okay...

You: -WAITS FOR SOLLUX TO GET USED TO HIM-

You: -WAITS FOR APPROVAL-

Stranger: -nod2 agaiin-

You: -PULLS OUT AND THRUSTS-

You: -GROANS-

Stranger: -2tiifle2 another yelp-

Stranger: iim okay.. dont 2top..

You: OKAY -STARTS THRUSTING SLOWLY BUT PICKING UP SPEED-

You: -MOANS-

Stranger: -ga2p2-

You: YOU OKAY? -STILL THRUSTING BUT SLOWING-

Stranger: iim fiine, dont 2top!

You: AS YOU WISH -THRUSTS HARD-

Stranger: -groan2, 2tar2 2pottiing hii2 vii2iion- aah~! riight there!!

You: -SMIRKS-

You: -STARTS HITTING THAT SAME SPOT OVER AND OVER-

You: -MOANS- GOG YOU'RE TIGHT!

Stranger: -nod2 and moan2, overwhelmed wiith plea2ure-

You: -THRUSTS FASTER- GOG I'M ALMOST THERE!

Stranger: -2tart2 2creamiing hii2 name- oh good gog, karkat~!!

You: -STARTS PUMPING SOLLUX'S BULGE IN TIME TO HIS THRUSTS- OH GOG

Stranger: -groan2 and come2 2trongly-

You: -COMES DUE TO SOLLUX'S WALLS TIGHTENING AROUND HIM- AHHHHH

You: -PANTS- TTHAT WAS

Stranger: -whiimper2 a liittle- aah~.. that wa2.. amaziing..

You: -PANTING- HE- YEAH -SMILES- HEY SOLLUX

Stranger: yeah?

You: -GRINS WIDLEY- I LOVE YOU -GIVES SOLLUX A KISS ON THE FORHEAD-

Stranger: ii love you two kk. -tiilt2 hii2 head and gently ki22e2 hii2 liip2-

You: -KISSES BACK-

You: -BREAKS THE KISS YAWNS AND NUZZLES HIS HEAD INTO SOLLUX'S NECK- NIGHT SOLLUX

Stranger: niight kk.

You: WE NEVER DID GET TO WATCH THE MOVIE